Transcription: If I could be like Cena A five-state warrior princess I'd scream on you, you nations While I slice and dice an incest And I would scare my landlord And make him fix my shower And he would not evict me Cause I'd have such awesome power And I would be a legend Riding horseback through the streets Conquering minor demons And fighting crime from here to Crete Woah, let's all be heroes Let's all have swords Let's party with giants And drink wine from gourds We'll bail out the good guys And stomp out the bad Cause it keeps us in training for the Greed-O-Lip-Y-At But the gods are laughing at me And a ...
